"Other people are not medicine."

Amy Poehler (via slutsandsinners)

Every time I see this I’m going to Reblog it

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@1 month ago with 256103 notes

poisonmushroom-org:

dulcetflan:

kanyelujah:

i was expecting the ‘holy f***ing s***, f***ing dinosaurs’ but this was just

i wAS TRYING TO DRINK WATER AND IT WENT UP THE BACK OF MY MOUTH AND OUT OF MY NOSE

I was about to take a sip of my drink, and I couldn’t finish, I was laughing too hard.

And it just gets worse as it keeps going.

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@2 months ago with 128022 notes

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@2 months ago with 4 notes

croutoncat:

Once my friend asked her boyfriend “do you like the outdoors?” and he answered “I’m not familiar with their music”

@2 months ago with 93969 notes

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@3 months ago with 420234 notes
yelyahwilliams:

skysignal:

nevver:

Benjamin Franklin

my life, a summary

just cut me right to the core then.

yelyahwilliams:

skysignal:

nevver:

Benjamin Franklin

my life, a summary

just cut me right to the core then.

@2 months ago with 8398 notes

the-hungry-panda:

strawberrygrave:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

HIS LITTLE SCREAM

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@2 months ago with 311970 notes

seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

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@2 months ago with 201029 notes

americagiveup:

Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends.

@3 months ago with 308975 notes

assiest:

you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia

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@3 months ago with 446599 notes